Monday, September 1, 2014

Moemon Emerald

     Ever played Pokemon? Of course!
     Ever thought it needed little girls in costumes? Of cou- Wait...
     This is, as far as I can tell, the inspiration behind Moemon. It's a fan(?)-made version of Pokemon games, with all the sprites redone as little girls.
     WHY EVEN IS THIS GAME WHY
     I grabbed Moemon Emerald version, because generation three was always my favorite. There's actually at least one other generation that's been remade, namely, the G1 GBA remakes. Other than that, there's not much else to say about it. Literally the only thing they changed was the sprites.
     Once again, I ask you. DA FUQ WAS THE PURPOSE BEHIND THIS?
     I mean, the sprites are fairly well designed, and you can pretty much tell at a glance which Pokemon each new sprite is supposed to be. Plus, the developer kept it all quite tame. Thank christ for that, too, because something like this could have gotten very bad very easily.
Go away.
     That being said, this game is still pretty great, if only because it's still basically Emerald. Plus, it's free, which is just nifty, even though it was hard as fuck to track down. At the very worst, it's pointless yet generally harmless. The game is still just as fun to play as the original Emerald version, with some potential additional giggles upon seeing the sprites for the first time. Just don't make it weird.
     Got feedback/ suggestions/ death threats? Send 'em my way! I'm pretty new at this and I appreciate it. Also, check out dem Twitters, and the JonTron video that introduced me to this game!